Would-Be Physics Zoom Bomber too Engrossed in Learning About Particle Acceleration to Remember to Be Rude
Going into Tuesday’s physics class, self proclaimed “professional Zoom bomber” [REDACTED] planned to disrupt longtime science teacher Joachim Kuhn’s lecture with a stream of profane and inappropriate comments but upon sitting in the class for a few minutes, was enthralled by Kuhn’s teaching, and 35 minutes later sat in his mother’s basement staring at the Meeting has been ended by the host message when he realized that he had forgotten his sole purpose, “I was gonna sit there for a while and then say a bunch of bad stuff and make my background something gross, and ruin the class for everyone, but I don’t know what happened”, [REDACTED] said after the fact. This experience has been enlightening for [REDACTED], who as a result of his newfound admiration for the physical sciences has decided to re-enroll in high school, which he dropped out of in 2014.