Senior Coup Plot Uncovered by GFA Tech Office
Amid growing frustrations with the newest iteration of GFA’s special COVID schedule, a group of seniors plotting to overthrow the student council and faculty administrators were exposed when their deep-web chat room was breached by a member of the Tech Office. While these chat users were conversing under anonymous aliases, investigators continue to search for the perpetrators. Sources report that multiple suspects were moved to an off-campus ‘black site’, where Emperor Bob Whelan has authorized the use of enhanced interrogation techniques on all persons with potential links to the plot. One particular conversation between users “CheckmateKing” and “OliDaSavage” made multiple references to a possible trove of alternate schedules hidden somewhere on campus, which Whelan dispatched the GFA K-9 Unit to locate.
Some suspect this is an intricate plot by a faculty member to gain control of the GFA administration. Be on the lookout for any teachers seen fraternizing with students, possibly plotting to overthrow their superiors. If the perpetrator is reading this: what is your next step?
