Groundbreaking GFA US Survey Uncovers Top Ten Numbers Of All Time From 1 to 10
After lots of diligent research and intense labor, the GFA Administration has managed, with great difficulty, to identify the Top Ten Numbers of All Time, from 1 to 10.
[ranked from worst to best]
1. 7 – Please tell me who actually likes seven. When have you ever met a person who said “Ah yes, seven is in fact my favorite number”. It also ate nine...because 7, 8, 9. We don’t tolerate cannibalism here. It’s “Each for All”, not “Eat All”.
2. 3 – It's literally half of an eight. That sucks. If you’re gonna be a number, at least be a whole one.
3. 5 – Very sharp and jagged. It lacks the beautiful, fluid lines of most other numbers between one and ten.
4. 2 – A sad number. Not many good things come in two.
5. 1 – I feel like ones are all over the place. I don’t go a single day without seeing “1” about a billion times. It lacks the rarity that the top five, more exotic numbers, possess.
6. 9 – nice.
7. 4 – This number is extremely satisfying to use in math. I don’t think I’ve ever gotten points off on any problem on a quiz or test that involves the number four. It divides into two twos, which each divide into two ones. Can it get any more beautiful?
8. 10 – It's two numbers in one. Even though one is kind of lame and zero isn’t even real, ten brings quantity over quality.
9. 6 – Six just goes along perfectly with any other number. Even seven. Change my mind.
10. 8 – The most beautiful of them all. It divides into two fours, which each divide into two twos, which each divide into two ones. Amazing. Literally double four. And, it’s two threes glued together. My, my, my, did I mention those curves? Eight is truly the all around package and undoubtedly, the #1 best number of all time, on a scale of 1-10, ranked from worst to best.
